Everybody gets it in the end, H. It's the one thing that makes us all equal.
That was the whole point Martin Luther King Jr was trying to make. Life is
merely a ride, enjoy it. And if you wanna smoke in the privacy of your own
home I say go for it. I've met some people who are so wired they'd probaby
wind up inside a McDonalds with an Uzi if they couldn't smoke. This whole
anti-smoking campaign is gonna backfire on us in the long run. Did you know
that 93 percent of all mental patients smoke? There's an interesting group
to deny an addiction to, huh? In the next ten years it'll be illegal to
smoke in America probably, but you'll still be able to buy guns. Some guy
will leave a hospital's mental ward and kill 27 people for no reason just
because he had to go more than a week without a cigarette. Get drunk and run
people down with a car and nobody says stop making alcohol. Why? Because
everybody enjoys drinking. But light up a cigarette in an outdoor stadium
and you can bet that some whiney maggot Rob Reiner wannabe faggot is gonna
complain about it. Don't smoke. Don't smoke. What's that? Bill Goodman's gun
and knife show is coming back to town? YEEEEHAWWW!!!! Get the kids and pack
up the camper. This will be almost as exciting as Colonel Parker's gambling
addiction. And what about all the violence that takes place after big
sporting events. YEEEHAAAWWW! Sports is awesome! It's not an addiction. Just
because half the men in America can't go a single day without watching the
scores and getting all the magazines on the shelves don't mean nothing. PUT
THAT CIGARETTE OUT!!!!
Yea, right. I know a guy who doesn't smoke. Never did and today he's 397
years old. He'll live forever. And if you believe that I got a broken watch
I'd like to sell you. A casio. Real nice. I paid 99 cents for it at a store
called Buttf**kers. I'll let it go for $300.00, but only because I like you.
:)
Uh, sorry H. I just had to vent. This is a subject that really shows the
hypocrisy in my country and it pisses me off.
Scott
Post by HDon't smoke, people. It's been repeated millions of times. It will get
you in the end.
RIP, Charlie.