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Blobbi Sanchez in, "Chickens"
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Tayshaun Brown
2012-06-18 12:31:08 UTC
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Blobbi and her neighbor meet on a dusty country road. Blobbi is
carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says the neighbor. "Hey, if I guess how many
chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says Blobbi, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both
of 'em."
The Mongolian Death Worm
2012-06-20 16:39:16 UTC
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215 Million Overweight Chinese Enjoying Kentucky Fried Chicken


America may have the world's highest percentage of overweight people.
But China holds the title for the most overweight people.

As in there are around 215 million overweight Chinese.

There are only 310,697,641 Americans, in the most recent estimate.
There are 1,340,590,00 Chinese.

I remember when I was a kid being told to clean my plate because there
were starving kids in China who would love to eat what I was not
eating.

I remember when China had famines, with Chinese starving to death.

And now, in 2010, China exports food to the United States. I have
Chinese garlic in my kitchen. And Chinese scallops.

American food has made its way in to China. This may explain some of
the Chinese weight gain. Many of the American fast food joints are now
operating in China. Like McDonald's and KFC.

The Chinese have really taken to Kentucky Fried Chicken. More so than
McDonald's. KFC outlets outnumber McDonald's by a 3 to 2 ratio in
China.

KFC is opening around 250 new restaurants a year in China. The Colonel
has expanded from the Big Cities out to the Chinese hinterlands, with
equal success.

A bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken does not seem cheap to a Chinese
budget, but for some reason KFC is fashionable with the Chinese. When
a new KFC opens it is swarmed with customers, to the extent that
security guards are always required to control the crowd.
catt's x Files
2012-07-03 00:22:19 UTC
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Interesting!

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