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2019-04-21 06:23:12 UTC
I believe that Elvis has an fantastically large penis. Because biographer Albert Goldman has in fact viewed black market blue movies that Elvis made, and which he recounts in detail in the 1980 bio. The demented-with-hate-and-envy Goldman, who DESPISED Elvis, would have been _elated_ to recount his not being well-hung. Given this and given his penchant for grotesque liberties taken with the truth (one would think Elvis weighed more than a blue whale reading this book,) it is clear to me that the shlock-peddling emotional cripple, Goldman, saw, envied and tried to bury the beautiful Presley penis.